Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Single blonde, urban male seeks female for companionship, casual sniffing and more

(It has come to my attention,  following Snicker's birthday bash, that some of the female guests--Asta and Koobuss--believe that I am unsociable, and that I'm more interested in playing with my tennis balls than seeking out female companionship. 

Believe me, this is not the case. 

When I first began blogging, I felt I put quite the press on a certain Lakeland terrier known as Lacie, but to no avail. And as I've grown to know Lacie a bit better, frankly, I'm a bit scared of her.

So I consulted my "dogs about town" guy friends — Joe Stains, Stanley of Gooberstan, Eric and Jackson with their smooth Hugh Grant accents, Noah who lives with a whole bunch of girls— and asked them what I should do.

The result is this—my personal ad. Here goes...)

I'm Petey, a 5 year old Cairn terrier, living in the fashionable West Village of New York City. I have two carriers and love to travel.

I enjoy swimming in the ocean and long walks on the beach....

Or a romantic evening at home, sharing a bubble bath....


Yes, you may know me from my work as a professional collar and leash model, but rest assured, those wild nights of howling at the moon are behind me now...but not my good looks...


I love romping in the snow...isn't it romantic?....

Adding to my vast stick collection, which I keep scattered on beaches and in parks around the world...

But despite all this glamour, I'm just a kind-hearted fella, looking for a friendly Lassie to sniff. I'm not a "dog" in the negative sense of the word, but I am a "player" -- but only of tennis and rubber balls....


Applicants must be accepting of other species. And while I'll date outside my breed, I won't date outside my species. Sorry kittycats...(MICA: However, I am available ladycats! Call me!!!)

So if you're looking for a rugged he-man terrier, a star athlete, and an all-around swell guy, please contact me soon.


Just keep in mind that all applicants will have to pass Asta's approval!

Until our leashes tangle....

xoxo,

Petey

P.S. Edited to remove butt sniffing. But hey! For a dog, that's only like going to first base!

23 comments:

Eric said...

Petey, I really was planning to do an advert like that too!!!! Shame I didn't know we could of double dated!!!

You certainly have it all to offer, what are they waiting for? Handsome debonair dog about town like you ( and me!)needs a lassie to show a good time too.

Hope you score pal and err.. any cast offs or over subscribed applicants.. would you mind passing on to me if they are willing?

Or maybe a certain girlie who I'm smitten kitten with (not a cat that's just a Hugh Grant expression)might read this and think of me??????

Best of luck. Your pal Eric

Sen and Tom said...

Hi Petey! That's a great ad! We hope you get lots of replies. The photos are all wonderful but our absolute favourite is the one on the beach. So summery!

Rooting for you in France!

Sen-Chan and Tom

Jackson said...

Wow, Petey! Smooooooth! If that doesn't pull in the ladies, I don't know what will! J x

Daisy said...

Good luck, Petey! I hope you find the perfect match.

Clover said...

Wow, Petey! Great personal ad. I think you are a really cute guy, but I may be a little young for you - I am just one year old.
Love Clover xo

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow Petey...

Now that's a great personal ad....'n ya sound like a good match fer my Mom, Asta Marie.....I must say she would play ball with ya fer hours but the butt sniffin' is out.....don't know any female that likes it...ya can't even sniff Lacie's ears 'n she snaps at ya...my Mom is much calmer than that....of course she has already had 2 husbands so she's been around......well...ya can think it over 'n let me know...just make sure yer intentions are honorable......

Dewey Dewster here....

Maggie and Mitch said...

Oh brother, Petey! Your email box is gonna be full to overflowing and your phone is going to be ringing off the hook! You'll now be too busy to blog! Nice knowin' ya! hehehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

Man,you are one smooth little dude...Archie wants you to help him write one for him,He won't let me help him( you bet he won't....WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A NUDNICK???oops did I say that out loud??) Your mail box is going to be overflowing buddy........We can not wait to hear of all the results!! Love and kisses A+A

Lorenza said...

Hi, Petey!
I am sure you will find Ms. Right very soon! You have lots of qualities!
Mmmmm.... just a sugestion... change that butt sniffing thing... I guess most of the girls don't like that!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure is cute. I think lots of girl doggies will send in their applications

~ Girl girl

Asta said...

Petey
Gweat ad, but thewe seems to be some debate about the wisdom about witing about youw but sniffing..should have let me edit this..giwls don't need to know absolutely evewything..anyway..I think you genewally behave like a gentleman and any giwl would be lucky to have you!

good luck pal
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

Open up the flood gates dude, the ladies are going to be POURING in! This was fabulous!!

Huskee Boy said...

Oh wow Petey, if I wasn't already married to Baby, I'd be stressed out by your ad cos it's obvious that you are one handsome, smart, cute looking intelligent pup!!
Good luck and let us know how you go.

Nevis said...

Well, after that post one will never state that you prefer to play with your balls than lovely female companionship. :P

Gaia the Airedale said...

Petey I had no idea of some of that stuff! Really you seem a lot more interesting than I thought hehe, not to mention your modeling is sorta cute ;) Plus I like older males, does my size intimidate you at all? If it doesnt Im willing to take a date with you in the future if you want???

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Koobuss said...

Petey,

You look and sound perfect and I would be interested in you, but I think that Scruffy and I are going steady. It is really hard to tell since I haven't heard from him in such a long time.

Anyway, you are very handsome and I am happy to know you. It looks like we have a lot of the same interests. However, I'm not too fond of cats since I haven't yet met one that I liked. The neighbor's cat left me with a bad first impression when I was a puppy and I haven't gotten over it yet. So you see, dear Petey, I have a few issues of my own. But keep me in mind. I will be happy to meet you at our next gathering.

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

pee ess I'm not much into butt sniffing, although I have a real cute one.

Asta said...

Petey
You can tell that fwiend of a fwiend of a fwiend, that I am still dating Stanley, but as you may know , he and I have an awwangement whewe he also has Ruby as a Giwlfwiend and Suki too, so I can have othew boyfwiendses too..and sadly,Stanley is often unawvailable fow twips and pawties, cause his Giwl is soo busy wif wowk and stuff..so I'm often lonely..hope this answews youw fwiend of a fwiend of a fwiends questions
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Ruby Bleu said...

Wow Petey...
If I wasn't already attached to two of the finest boy pups online I'd so be answering your ad! And I hate to say it, but I agree with you about Lacie...she can be a bit intense!

Good Luck in your search!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lacy said...

w00f's Petey, git ms asta to introduce u to maya and kena, they iz 2 of DWB's cutest little single girlies...and then there's moxie and izzie too...all kinds of girlies fur ya..

b safe,
~rocky~

happy said...

This is a great ad! And you are so sincere and handsome. Bet you'll get tonnes of emails in no time at all!

AB clan said...

HI petey,

With the blondes you can try
"tu as de beaux yeux tu sais" (the answer is "embrasses moi" if i remember)
famous from a movie & works quite well.
Some nicknames like
"Mon coeur""Ma colombe" "Ma biche" "Mon petit lapin" and others.... but not sure you get the right effect with "game animals"!!
good luck
ViVi

Mango said...

Petey, your ad might be a little too soft to attract the gals. I think some of them like a guy who digs holes and rolls in stinkie things.

Don't be shy about going after full sized gals. They need love too.

Slobbers,
Mango

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Petey!
We've known ya fur a while, and we think you're one great pup!
We both think you are SO cute!
We're so sorry we haven't been up to date on your bloggie as well as others though... we've been having to spend quality time with some guests who are staying over at our house fur vacation.
Kisses,
Maya and Kena