Saturday, August 2, 2008

The Bow-chelor: Doggy Style - Episode 4

Tonight  I took Maya and Kena, the two cute Cairn Terrier girls  from San Jose, CA out on the town! I've never dated two girls at  same time, much less sisters!  This is going to be fun!!!

I decided we'd hit Broadway—The Great White Way. (Though it may be a little yellow by the time the three of us have walked down it...)

I met the girls at that classic Theater District restaurant, Sardi's on West 44th Street. 

Here I am, waiting for the girls to arrive, rubbing elbows with big time Broadway producers!

Sardi's is well-known for their caricatures of famous Broadway actors and actresses...

Like Michael Doglas...
Or my favorite, Lucille BALL!


I decided to surprise the girls by having this caricature of the two of them unveiled and hung on the walls among all the Boney Winners!
I also arranged for the REAL star of "Legally Blonde" to join us — Bruiser Woods! The girls were thrilled to meet a real Broadway star!

Before going to the theater, we swung by a terrific event sponsored by Broadway casts and hosted by Mary Terrier Moore and Barkadette Peters...

It's an opportunity for people to adopt dogs and cats from shelters and support the Mayor's Alliance for Animals! YAHHH! We're hoping that soon New York will be a no-kill shelter city. Wouldn't that be just great?

Here's Barkadette with some greyhounds looking for a new home. 

This little girl looks like she's taking home an Abby-lookalike!

So we were off to the theater! I decided to take the girls to see one of my very favorites...

I think it's even more delicious than Spamalot! 

We were delightedly surprised to recognize some familiar faces in the cast!!!

The Knights were played by Sir Tanner of Doofushire, Sir Rocky of Rockingham, Sir Chef of Boxerford, and Sir Deefor of the Denverdale. 

Parental warning: what follows is for mature audiences only. Puppies under the age of 9 months should only read with their parents permission.

After the show, we went backstage to congratulate our friends on their performance. Then I took the girls to another benefit. This one is kinda racy — It's Broadway Bares, a slightly naughty burlesque show featuring Broadway singers and dancers that raises tons of money for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights Aids. (This year, the show raised over $870,000!) 



Now, you may not know this, but I was on Broadway in a limited run, all-dogs and cats production of "Damn Yankees." I played The Devil, if you can believe it....


Daisy the Curly Cat was Lola...

Joe Stains, naturally, played Joe Hardy.


So it goes without saying, that I was asked to join the cast of Broadway Bares. 
(Please note, I have a no-nudity clause in my contract.)

I was afraid that Maya and Kena might be offended, but to my delight, they joined right in! 
Wow! Can those girls do some high kicks!!!


After the show, Times Square was all aglow with neon lights... 


The three of us jumped into a pedi-cab to take in all the lights and excitement. But I had one more surprise in store for my fun-loving California girls....


!!!!!

Now to await their answers....

Sorry there are not more photos of Maya and Kena and I together, but paparazzi are not allowed in the restaurant and photography is not permitted in the theater! We would like to say a big THANK YOU  to Asta's Mommi for once again providing us with some sensational photos from our date. 

Headline in The New York Times: "Dog Star Glowing So Brightly, NASA Wonders if UFO"

But we know better, don't we? Keep up the great work! Jackson now has a whole four-legged (and two-legged) army behind him. So tonight, make sure you howl at the moon loud enough for him to hear you in England!!!

21 comments:

AB clan said...

You make my day!
ViVi

Alasandra said...

That sounds like a wonderful date. ~Scylla & Charybdis

Those girls sound like keepers Petey. Knowing how to have fun and enjoy life is very important. Sounds like they do. ~Socks

Jackson said...

Another pawsome date, Petey. You certainly know how to show the ladies a good time. Any clear favourites yet, or is it too early to tell? Jx

Dewey Dewster said...

Petey...

Can't blame ya fer wantin' ta date yer own breed but ya sure are turnin' inta a Casanova....I see ya didn't offer the ladies yer signature red rose......after 3 ladies acceptin' 'em already I'm glad ya discontinued the offer...why my Mom still has hers pressed between the pages of an Earthdog Catalog 'n she sniffs it every chance she gets....I keep tellin' her there are plenty of Cairn terriers at the earthdog practices but she seems ta think yer swell....get some rest Petey....ya need it....

Dewey Dewster here....

Daisy said...

Petey, you are having so much fun on all these wonderful dates! I do not know how you will ever choose just one.

I really enjoyed my run on Broadway!

Abby said...

Hi, Petey...

Looks like you had another pawsome date...

But you must have thought about me when you saw that Abby-Lookalike...

I still think Madge is waiting in the wings...

Abby xxxooo

Eric said...

Petey, You took sisters out? Are you on some sort of economy drive? Getting 2 for the price of 1? Shame on you you little Devil. Then giving May and Kena them 1 rose between them..tsk,tsk. Listen to some advice from your pal...cut all this horsin' around and save yourself for the sweet Bianca.

Wheelie worried wags, Eric.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Another great date, Petey! You're truly an amazing doggie! Maya and Kena must still be talking about the great time they had with you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Petey!
OMD, you cannot believe how happy we are after that GREAT night at Broadway! We had so much fun and were exhausted when we arrived home (we've been napping the whole day long).

And Asta took wonderful pictures! She's a pawsome photographer!

Thanks again fur the great date! And yes, we accept the beautiful rose!! Thank you!! *kisses*

But now Kena and I are fighting over you... well, what girl wouldn't? You're such a sweetie!

Have a great day!

Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh no, another date, Petey?
You're taking all the beautiful girls out.
I watch your dating adventures with full admiration. Petey, you make me proud being a MAN!
Love

Lorenza said...

Hi, Petey!
Looks like you and Maya and Kena had a great day-night!
I like your date descriptions and also like to know more about your city!
I was thinking the same... only one rose??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Chef said...

Hey Petey - you've gotta teach me a few things about girls! I'm starting to want to go steady but I don't know how.

xox
Chef

Joe Stains said...

omdog Tanner has more talent than I would have expected. haha. Doofushire, LOL. Looks like another great date to me. You are going to have a REALLY tough time making a choice!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Petey...what has gotten into you? We have been laughin' our terrier butts off!!!!!!!!!!! Your look a like/sound alikes Round 2 was even better than round one and that was a hard act to follow!!! And these dates? How in the world do you think of these pawfect adventures to take ur Sweeties on!!!!! We're wishin' ya Lotsa Luck with Lacie...ur gettin' in there deep, aren't ya, Petey? Murky waters, Petey...she's got teeth, Man and she knows how to use 'em......

We've been wishin' on that dog star every night...and sendin' Pawsitive Thoughts to Jax....

Keep on bloggin', Petey...you crack us up!!!

Scruffy

Noah the Airedale said...

Your dates just keep getting better and better Petey. How on earth are you ever going to choose.

We howled real loud last night. I reckon Jackson heard us for sure.

tail wags
Noah

Asta said...

Petey
I've been yelling at the dogstaw weally loud out hewe in Lon Gisland..
I'm suwe you must have heaw..and the ocean took it stwaight to Jax.
I think the giwls wewe gowgeous fwom what I saw when you wewe out the othew night,I'm sowwy I couldn't get mowe pictoowes of all of you togethew..the thwee of you looked like you wewe having a blast..you didn't even notice me snapping away..
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Eric said...

Petey,I confess,was green at your double date with those cute girls.Going up town on your own.. I'm not even allowed UPSTAIRS on my own.

Dining out at Sardies, maybe one or two pawtinis looking at the glasses on the table? Seeing your idol Mrs. Ball. And getting to see the Broadway hit Bacon-a-Lot! I got a wiff of that best back maple syrup smoked gammon- sent me in a frenzy of delight, almost as much as seein' those two girls high kicking the can-can at Broadway Bares. Then fixing for the rose to be lit up in Times Square. I see May and Kena accepted you rose and are fighting over you Petey!

Got to paw it to you pal. You're a real wag about town!!!. Debonair!!!Dashing!!Doglightful!!And your dates are pawsome...mm...there ARE lots more to come aren't there Petey??? Can't disappoint the ladies (or your fellow bloggies)must have a long waiting list by now for sure? I can always help you out with the fixing you know...

Wiry wags of envy. Your pal Eric

Lacy said...

w00f's petey, wowsers didnt u haf a pawsome date..remember me toldid u, u wood like those cuties..mayb me needs sum pointers from u as to ware to take Hershey and Kaci...they saidid they wood b my girl friends and plau botey face wiff me...

b safe.
~rocky~

Chef said...

Petey, I tagged you for the Name Game.

xox
Chef

Deefor said...

Wow! Another great date! Glad you enjoyed the show! I bet you were great in Damn Yankees! I know Maya and Kena had a super time. How will you decide? You are such a dog-about -town taking New York by storm.

Deefor

the 4 Bs said...

you really know how to show off New York City. we feel like we were on the tour too. that was very interesting. we especially like the part about Barkadette finding homes for the greyhounds and making NYC a no-kill shelter. we totally are for that.

woofs.