...for one of these:
Which she proceeded to drag around Paris with her, quaffing Coke Zero from it at every and all opportunities.
This was despite warning a certain brown and white girlfriend of hers not make the same mistake.
Instead, once she found out that she truly had a "potty mouth" she took her revenge on three poor hapless terriers.
Here first victim was Eric Square Dog, next she came after me, and finally, Archie wandered in, wondering why his so-called girlfriend had already filled 4 Little Bark Books less than two months into the new year.
Several empty cans of Mango Gas Triple Strength were found near the victims, along with a warm cup of Coke Zero, a furminator blade, and a black and gold Terrible Towel. There was also a pink bedazzled cellphone, on which the last call had been made to a certain Miss Asta of New York City.
While Mango Gas is toxic in high quantities, it is not lethal, however it can stun its victims, rendering them unconscious for up to 12 hours. It is also highly flameable.
Police sketch artists have been painting mugshots of the alleged perpetrator across the United States, United Kingdom and Australia. Interpol may be called in should more victims be found.
In the meantime, I'm sleeping off my attack...dreaming of a Rosier tomorrow! Sweet dreams indeed!!!