By now you've probably heard about the travesty at Westminster -- how the well-meaning winners of the Airedale and Cairn breeds were unceremoniously excused from the ring because their handlers had previously worked for the judge. Grrrrr. The thought still makes the hairs stand up on my back, just as if an enormous black lab was coming my way.
But I digress.
You see, we terriers got our revenge. You may not yet have seen these horrifying photos of Madison Square Garden, home of the Westminster Dog Show. Apparently, it's caught in a stinky yellow maelstrom of pee!
And how did that happen, you may ask? Well, us terriers are a rather international crowd. Once the word got out, I simply placed a few hundred well-filled water bowls around Madison Square Garden and just waited for all my buddies to show up, have a good long drink, then start composing some lengthy pee-mails as to how they REALLY felt about the judging.
I think the results speak for themselves.
As a graceful participant, I'd also like to extend our congratulations to Stump, the 10-year old Sussex Spaniel who won Best of Show -- that's the first time his breed has won in the history of the show and you've just gotta like a floppy old fella named "Stump!"