Ice cream and royal posts!

Mommy's having a bit too much fun with the video camera on her new iBone. As a result, I can barely "wiggle my wag" as Eric would say, without having her barking directions at me. She's become the Teri Shields of terrier stage moms!

Scene 1: No one attending the Ice Cream cart...and ACTION!

SCENE 2: Romantic international package arrives in the mail...Hair, Makeup!....And...ACTION!

Scene 3: The big reveal...Can we get a stunt double?...and ACTION!

(No toy monkeys were injured in this production)

SCENE 4: The second reveal...and the arrival of the antagonist...Cue Mica....and ACTION!

Now, a break in the action to show off my wonderful presents from Rosie-Posie!!! Truly she is the dearest wifey ever! (I wonder if that giant tennis ball was to compensate for that racy photo of Alfie showing off his goods...)

Just look at this wonderful loot! To celebrate Wimbledon, a veritable festival of tennis balls!

In fact, I think that's what I'll call my monkey in his tennis togs, racquet in one paw, mini-tennis ball in the other - I dub thee...Wimble Don!

I finally got a moment of privacy to read my love letter from Rosie. See that smear of ink? That's where I gave it a kiss!

Uh oh, here she comes again. This next little clip will demonstrate just the degree of humiliation Mommy will submit to in the pursuit of getting a soundbite from me!

She can't help herself! Just look at what Pumpkin's Mommy put up with at the dog run. The funny part is, Pumpkin kept peeing so her Mom would have to get out the hose to wash it away, then Pumpkin would play in the spray. She did this no fewer than a dozen times! Talk about control!

Any guesses what breed Pumpkin may be? No...she's not a poodle or a Portuguese water dog...she's a 10-month old Goldendoodle puppy! Like our friend Clive! Wonder if he can dance like that?

FINAL SCENE - Petey gives in to Mommy's pleading.

AND FADE TO BLACK.....