Looky here! Official Petey Postage Stamps! How cool are these???
Because when you send something by Peteypost, you KNOW it's going First Class TerrMail! (Psst! Mommy says you can download a kit from the Post Office to make your own photo postage stamps!)
And what's this! Another parcel and it's addressed to me! Let me give it a good sniff - heather, seaside, beagle fur....BEAGLE FUR!!!!
Hooray!!! It's from the old Tennis Ball and Chain! My precious wifey Rosie Posey! Think I'll sneak off to the other room for a bit of privacy as I open her parcel.
No such luck! Mommy tracked me down. Good thing, too, as I'm going to need her help to open this up...
Ah ha! A Rosie-flavoured tennis ball! Delicious! Almost as good as snogging with my sweetie-pie. Although it does taste a bit of pickles, ice cream and tadpole jelly!
Rosie, you'll be so proud of me! I de-squeaked that Piggy in less than 5 minutes AND snipped off his little curly tail! No bacon inside though.... I did give it a good shake however!
(Do you like my new summer hairdo? Very aerodynamic, I think.)
And look what else was inside the fantastic parcel! The thistle-strewn wrapping paper was from the Wallace Monument. I think the cheeky (get it?) card from Cawdor Castle was for Mommy's benefit.
But this wee sporran from Brodie Castle was for me! (Gee whiz, I hope Rosie won't be disappointed when she finds out that the only royal sites around here are Burger King, White Castle and Dairy Queen!)
And just look what was in the wee sporran — a token of love from Rosie. Of course, she already possesses my heart...
I'm going to tuck it under my pillow so I'll be sure to dream of my sweet, blooming Rosie!