Mommy was more than surprised when she saw this in a recent issue of PUPWeekly. Apparently, the same photo was released in Yelp-o! magazine across the pond. Doesn't Rosie look positively glowing? She was wearing a custom-made Oscar Mayer de la Renta dress because her bump was just starting to show...
Next week, guess what shows up in tabloids?
Today, Mommy was walking me home from Dr. D's — she's my wonderful vet and it was time for my annual check-up (she said I'm perfect, by the way!) — when suddenly a pupparazzi pushes this article torn from PUPWeekly into my face!
"What's your reaction to this news, Petey?" "Has Rosie been unfaithful to you before you could slip a collar on her?" "Are you two against mixed-breeds?"
And then this whopper..."Petey! We understand you received a pair of balls in the Royal Mail from Eric Square Dog...did you see your vet today about restorative surgery???"
First off, the balls Eric sent were MINT-FLAVOURED TENNIS BALLS for Rosie and I to take on our honeymoon. And I was just at the Vet so I can get my paperwork to go to the dog run, sheesh!
Anyhow, Rosie and I have been approached to have our own reality show next fall...the title is:
ROSE & PETE PLUS (INSERT NUMBER OF PUPPIES HERE)