Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Tabloids gone wild!

Well dear friends, I'm glad you heard the news first directly from me and Rosie. 


Mommy was more than surprised when she saw this in a recent issue of PUPWeekly. Apparently, the same photo was released in Yelp-o! magazine across the pond. Doesn't Rosie look positively glowing? She was wearing a custom-made Oscar Mayer de la Renta dress because her bump was just starting to show...

Next week, guess what shows up in tabloids?

Today, Mommy was walking me home from Dr. D's — she's my wonderful vet and it was time for my annual check-up (she said I'm perfect, by the way!) — when suddenly a pupparazzi pushes this article torn from PUPWeekly into my face!

"What's your reaction to this news, Petey?" "Has Rosie been unfaithful to you before you could slip a collar on her?" "Are you two against mixed-breeds?"

And then this whopper..."Petey! We understand you received a pair of balls in the Royal Mail from Eric Square Dog...did you see your vet today about restorative surgery???"

AHROOO!

First off, the balls Eric sent were MINT-FLAVOURED TENNIS BALLS for Rosie and I to take on our honeymoon. And I was just at the Vet so I can get my paperwork to go to the dog run, sheesh!

Anyhow, Rosie and I have been approached to have our own reality show next fall...the title is:

ROSE & PETE PLUS (INSERT NUMBER OF PUPPIES HERE)




22 comments:

Gus said...

Dear Petey and Rosie:

Sometimes the best thing to do with the pupperazzie is ignore them. Those of us who love you know the truth and honor your love for one another.

gussie d

pee ess..muzzer told me what to say. Sometimes I have trouble translating barks to words.

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Oh my, poor Petey and Rosie. I am sure this can be very hard on you two, remember you have the love and support of your friends, forget them tabloids, we all know the truth of the story!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Now THIS would be a reality show my mom and I would watch!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Bijou said...

Hi Petey,

Sorry to hear the pupparazzi are giving you such a hard time. I hope you and Rosie can find some peace before the pups arrive cause it will be CRAZY MAD then. They will be climbing trees and hanging from balconies trying to get the first picture of your babies.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Martha Basset said...

Petey
Take Rosie away to our secluded cottage in the Highlands. You will both be safe away from the pupparazzi. It is important for Rosie to avoid stress in her condition.
You will be able to go for long walks in the peace and tranquility of highland glens. We feel mountain climbs are best avoided! You will be able to hear the birds sing and forget about all this horrible stuff they are printing.
In the evening you will be able to share a wee dram in front of the log burner and play with your balls (tennis of course) in the candlelight until it is time for bed.
You know we love you and want you both to be happy.
Aunties Martha & Bailey xxx

Nibbles Treats said...

Nothing wrong with using a sperm donor if necessary. You will make wonderful parents. We had read that Rosie was hoping for babies by this summer. Congrats!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Mason Dixie said...

wow so much fuss over you two!!! hope it does not spoil any plans for a honey moon. =)

Alasandra said...

We will trust you to keep us updated and ignore the tabloids. ~S,S,C & F

Joey said...

Oh Petey, how awful to have the tabloids after you! As if it's anybody's beeswax how you and Rosie decide to start your family - hmph! That IS a very nice picture of the two of you in PUPWeekly, though.

See ya!
Joey

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Oh Petey, don't we look lovely in our wedding photo? You are so tall, beige and handsome!
I am trying hard to ignore the pupperazzi and Alfie's giant head and Mum has banned the tabloids from the house and is giving me soothing belly rubs. I just wish we could hide under the red blankie until it all blows over.
At least we know the truth and have the support of our friends :o)
Love you lots,
Your Rosie-Posie xxxx

Eric said...

Petey, You DO look good together in your wedding photos and I'm admiring your platform shoe shoes Petey. Very retro. Vintage no doubt from your/our new Pop Shop?

Yes the rags here are yapping all sorts of wicked whoppers how Rosie came to have those pups in her oven. And being ready to come out before the timer rings. Still you and Grannie have time to peruse the Dog Names book for the little puppers before they arrive. I'll have to send one to Rosie too.

Now a reality show? Wow. Are you replacing that Katie with the Jordan size ones and her has been Pete? Showing Stateside or Pondside? Don't want to miss it. And don't worry Petey, I'll keep Mum if those pupparazzi start hounding me......

Wiry wags n kissies, Eric xxxx

Persephone and Buster said...

great wedding pics petey... that's a keeper!! as for the tabloids...
furgettaboutit!!! not important...we know the real petey and rosie story...and we're your friends!!
congratulations again and again..
theBUSTER, Ms.Persephone & Ms.Blue

Lorenza said...

Hi, Petey!
You must not pay attention to all those tabloids!
You and Rosie are happy and that is what matters!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

omdog those stinkin pupperazzi are relentless. Don't worry, your real friends know what the scoop is so don't you even worry about your rep buddy. I can't wait to see the puppies.

Asta said...

Petey
It's inevitable that you and Rosie will be hounded by the puppewatzi..you a famous model and Rosie a fabled bootiful actwess..well..evewyone wants to know...
The pwice of fame I'm afwaid.
Just twy to ignowe them..we know the twoof.
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, this is the funniest post, Petey!! I just heard about the puppies from the Dugallmore Beagles blog and popped over to say congrats...but this had me rolling with laughter! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Checkers said...

don't worry petey - your friends know the truth

Agatha and Archie said...

Well as usual we are slow in our reading A BELATED CONGRATS our dearest ittle friend!! WHew what a whirl wind... ARchie has started knitting( we told the beagle gang as well) This should be ripe because he has no idea how to knit so who knows what you will get)If you want bodyguard protection for the puparazzi just let us know.. Love and kisses A+A

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Good Heavens...you and Kate Plus Eight outta peemail and commiserate bout the puperazzi...BTW...she needed those two GSD pups like she needed a hole in her head....

I dunno, Petey...maybe you need to retreat to one of those Highland Glens like Martha suggested...ya don't wanna get Rosie all upset in her condition....

By the way we sorta have carins in our yardie...'specially after Scruffy goes out...there are piles everywhere.....

Love and still smartin' kisses...

Laciegirlie

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

OMD!! Buns in the oven? Congrats to you two silly kids! Eloping is so exciting...but will there be a party later on? You know we're all about the parties. hehe.
XO-BabyRD & Hootie

Abby said...

Hi, Petey...

The pupperazzi are just relentless...

Abby xxxooo

Stanislaw said...

8 is our lucky number. We always guess 8!

My oh my Petey. You are TALL!