With a little luck, the two of them would meet and perhaps even name a town in Scotland "Tonnermouth" in his honor. (You see, in Tanner's mind, Scottish is a separate language from English, and "a's" in words can become "o's." You'll see how this logic progresses in our tale...)
So Tanner borrowed the keys to Eric's Zoomer and off he went in search of Lossiemouth, or Lassiemouth as he liked to call it. He hadn't gone far when a town sign caught his eye...
"Duffus? DUFFUS! Why, this must be the Scottish word for Doofus! Joey always tells me I'm a Doofus — perhaps this is where all my ancestors come from!"
"Tanner, it's DUFFUS Castle, not DOOFUS Castle!" he shouted, "Though since it's made out of rocks, maybe you are from here..."
And to that, we all agree.