Hey! Did you catch the excitement at Mangominster? Noooo, not when Lacie came in wearing a bikini made entirely of bacon strips... when my good pal Clive captured not just the Reader's Choice but the Best in Class award for Working Dogs!!! Which is awfully well deserved because Clive is dedicated to his job, he works 24/7 and never calls in sick, takes time off or stays in bed because he's having a bad hair day!
He's got my vote for BEST IN SHOW!!!!
As for me, well, I'm back to Massachusetts, to look after my pal Norwood. Apparently he was SO hungry on that ice floe in the Charles that he ate ALL the hotdogs at once. That's more than that guy who always wins the contest at Coney Island each year.
Don't worry Norwood - sit tight - I'm on my way in the Pepto-Bismal® Stomach Buggie!
After all, what are FRIENDS for???