So Ruby and I came up with a great idea.
While Mom's away, the terrier will play! Let's charter Air Ruby to fly around the world and see all our friends' decorations for the holidays!
Lorenza's tree in Mexico, Bae-Bae's festivities in Singapore—and you know Amber-Mae won't disappoint us! We can sniff the Buche Noel (it's not THAT kind of tree, Joey!) with Tom and Vivi in France, go on a sleigh ride in New England with Maggie and Mitch, string cranberries with Toffee and Riley! (And let's not forget the mistletoe, ERIC!)
Then once we've made like Santa and circled the globe, we can come back to my house and have a big PARTY!
"Just take those old records off the shelf...."