Tuesday, October 28, 2008

One Night at the Museum - the REAL story!

Lacie posted on her bloggie about our Saturday night date to the Museum of Modern Art (the MOMA) here in New York.

But as usual, she got things a little mixed up. First off - I did say she was "a piece of work" but I quickly corrected myself to say "a work of art."

And here's the proof:

Look at that little Katie-Holmesian half-smile of hers as she takes those other poor doggies to the cleaners. It's classic Lacie portraiture.

Now, for the real reason we got thrown out of the MOMA. It had nothing to do with my tennis balls. They know me as a famous tennis ball media artist. Here is one of my latest works. I call it "Mommy running into a glass door."

So no, the tennis balls were not the problem. I pawtographed a few for some fans - could I help it if they dropped them and I had to go retrieve them with a spectacular bounce off a Lichtenstein?

(Come to think of it, maybe Lacie has inspired more than one work of art!)

Anyhow, I turned my back for a second and Lacie was gone. I heard lots of commotion and people pointing up at the iconic Arthur Young Bell-47D1 Helicopter that is suspended from the ceiling of the MOMA.

Later, after the guards kicked us out, Lacie told me she was just curious if she could "fire that whirlybird up!"

I can only imagine what might have happened if we'd gone to the Museum of Natural History instead....


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Petey, Petey...my Man...OMD...that certainly wasn't the watery Lakie version we heard!!!!! That's hilarious...she climbed up in the chopper hangin' from the ceilin'? Or did she jump up there? Heaven knows she gets 'nuff practice jumpin' at that darn fur dryer everyday...and if ya get too close when Lac is in a jumpin' frame of mind....SNAP...SNAPSNAPSNAP...it's terrierfyin' just thinkin' bout it much less livin' with her...

Did she try to bite the guards? Wouldn't surprise Stan and me in the least!

That MOMA place looks totally cool for tennis balls...ur mom looks like she had some issues with that door...we had to get Mumsie some kleenex with that one!

Mumsie wants to know if ur mom "developed" those pix??? Works of art, Petey Boy...works of art!

Barkin' at ya!


Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

LOL!! We think the story must be somewhere in the middle!!! Sorry we couldn't be there to see it for ourselves!!

Asta said...

Ihave seen youw wowk in the mooseum, and Ican vouch that you'we famous, but I think you awe too wough on my BFF..she smiles not snawles like that Lichtenstein..did she fiwe it up befowe you got thwown out??
That choppew would come in handy
smoochie kisses
pee ess..faboolous photo developing sewvice you'we using..is it the one on abington squawe?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Petey!
I really don't know what to say but sure dates with Lacie are not boring!
Kisses and hugs

Noah the Airedale said...

She's a wild child that Lacie but that's why she's so much fun.

Noah x

Duke said...

All we can say is that you could never ever be bored on a date with Lacie! That girl creates excitement wherever she goes!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dexter said...

Lacie is insane! At least now we know why her butt is so big (hee hee) from all those workouts she does.


Toffee said...

Loved your post! Wow that Lacie sure is an adventurous girlie!

Great post!

Agatha and Archie said...

Ha Ha hee hee ho ho..LOOK AT HER FACE IN THAT ARTISTIC PICTURE!!! Whoa we are rolling!!!!!! And Pl2 can't stop laughing over Mommy going throuh the glass window......Love A+A

Clover said...

Hi Petey!
Haha, these are some funny pictures!
I was just catching up on your blog and my mom can't believe you and your mom saw Mr. Big in the street!! It must be so cool living in NYC.
Love Clover xo

Gus said...

Oh Petey, that is sooooo funny. But you better beware the wrath of Lacie! Just ask Stanny and Scruffy


Joe Stains said...

You are brave to go ANYWHERE with her, sheesh.

Abby said...

Hi, Petey...

Hmmm...Guess there are two sides to every story...

Abby xxxooo

AB clan said...

Fantastic adventure, unforgettable!

Your friends
ViVi & AB

Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Wow, Lacie really knows how to keep you on your toes! I'm off to read her version of events...J x